Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Green Man Is a National Hero

During the Homecoming game, there were many unfortunate mishaps. The Marching Band showing up late, The Number 1 Fan (Viewmont Mascot) dropping the ball, and a premature attempt of the Viewmont "Rowing." But none, so tragic, nor intentional, as the de-masking of the school wide hero - The Green Man. The Green Man is seen as a National Hero to Viewmont students. He can fight crime better than Superman himself. The de-masking of this hero was simply uncalled for. What kind of joker would want to reveal the identity of Viewmont's very own Batman? I simply think it's ludicrous.

-Zach Allred
Danegeld Reporter

2 comments:

George said...

I like it. Petition anyone?

Royden H. said...

what ever happened to that petition